A cryptobro DMed me to ask if I wanted to join his mailing list.

I spent slightly too long making this to send in reply.
I also offer an Enterprise plan: I will print off your emails and read them on paper. (contact sales for pricing)
Gonna mute this thread now because people keep asking me if they can use it (of course you can).
@retr0id of course I see this after replying 😂😅😅
@graves @retr0id i was just going to send him this, 😂
@Raptornx01 @graves
the © on the thieves guild card 😭
@graves Graves! Fancy meeting you here!
@retr0id *not* read them on paper 😆
@retr0id you could offer a public administration plan as well: costs double the enterprise plan: you print it twice, file those separately and never read them
@basepair @retr0id Does the public administration plan come with annual trainings on how to properly read email? Perhaps an optional feature could involve setting up a working group to create new email policy recommendations for the secretary's consideration.
@retr0id How much for a live-streamed dramatic reading?

@retr0id

Excellent response! You could add some fine print about "continuing to send messages to this address constitutes agreeement..."

@retr0id Oh yeah? *My* enterprise team will put emails on the refrigerator!
@retr0id I'm writing to let you know that I'm stealing this, thank you! :D
@retr0id That's a good idea, charging them for your precious time just to read their stuff.
@retr0id one of the posts of all time
@retr0id if you're good at something, never do it for free
@retr0id This is fantastic! Nice touch with putting the most expensive one first and "recommending" a plan.
@digitalfox The design is stolen from Mailchimp's real pricing, I just changed the text
@retr0id This is excellent, and I might need to use it in the future.
How To Approach Me With Scamcoin Jobs

How To Approach Me With Scamcoin Jobs - Xe's Blog

Xe's Blog

@moonbolt @retr0id

"The only blockchain I'm excited to work with is Git"

This should go on a t-shirt! 👕

@retr0id I love it. And want to know if he purchased 😂
@retr0id I was going to ask for the source code so I can use it myself 👀

@retr0id need this as an autoreply to the conference spam I get

I sometimes manually write back and ask them what their going rate for speakers is and see how long I can pretend to not understand that they want me to pay _them_ rather than the other way around

@retr0id if the pound keeps crashing this will be pretty cheap ;P
@retr0id Great pricing!!! Do you accept crypto payments? 😂😂😂
@retr0id
@stella
oh my fuck can I copy paste this
@jonny why did you @ me
@stella
I truly do not know it must have been an app thing and that's that I'm switching. sorry
@stella @jonny Hello ,we the front liners of Ukraine are really grateful for all the love and support you and your country have shown to us in this trying time of our lives,we appreciate....
@retr0id Is it free to use? Or do you want to make another version with some link to the creator?
@retr0id gorgeous. This deserves to be a public domain template
@retr0id can I get a community tier?
yes @xarvos, but you’ll need to give @retr0id your credit card information
@retr0id Was it genuine buddy I guess ima do same though😂

@retr0id quite brilliant - I might have to
- broadly use it?
- occasionally use it?
- Share it with wise people?

With your permission - and credit to - of course

@retr0id

@jackbaty and @amit ... Just saw your square space thread... This is connected and brilliant.

@retr0id How much to join my mailing list where I share instances of furries clowning on NFT bros and Meta shills with superior things that aren't built on nonsense
@retr0id lol... this is fucking hilarious...
@retr0id
Great! What is its license?

I'd like to use it next time somebody wants to tell me #Googling for a term, purchasing superfluous stuff via #Amazon, use #Facebook (WhatsApp) to communicate, trust #Apple as they claim to protect users privacy and install #Microsoft software for following a common "standard". 🤓

#GAFAM
@retr0id damn that's hilarious!
@retr0id You better hang in to that, lolz...

I'm sure it will come in handy in the future more than a few times 🤘😎🤘
@retr0id I love this much!  Thank you ^_^