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David Buchanan
A cryptobro DMed me to ask if I wanted to join his mailing list.

I spent slightly too long making this to send in reply.
Oct 14, 2022 at 12:36amWeb
Show threadDavid BuchananOct 14, 2022
I also offer an Enterprise plan: I will print off your emails and read them on paper. (contact sales for pricing)
Show threadDavid BuchananNov 6, 2022
Gonna mute this thread now because people keep asking me if they can use it (of course you can).
Show threadGraves 🪦🖤🦇🕸Nov 8, 2022
@retr0id of course I see this after replying 😂😅😅
Show threadRaptorDec 4, 2022
@graves @retr0id i was just going to send him this, 😂
Show threadSiyehJan 12, 2023
@Raptornx01 @graves
the © on the thieves guild card 😭
Show threadGlitchJun 27, 2023
@graves Graves! Fancy meeting you here!
Show threadiris ✿ sandwalkerNov 8, 2022
@retr0id *not* read them on paper 😆
Show threadChristian Gebhard 📊Nov 9, 2022
@retr0id you could offer a public administration plan as well: costs double the enterprise plan: you print it twice, file those separately and never read them
Show threadDave  🇺🇸🇺🇦Nov 26, 2022
@basepair @retr0id Does the public administration plan come with annual trainings on how to properly read email? Perhaps an optional feature could involve setting up a working group to create new email policy recommendations for the secretary's consideration.
Show threadedanomilNov 9, 2022
@retr0id 👍🏼 best Plan!
Show threadMans RNov 24, 2022
@retr0id How much for a live-streamed dramatic reading?
Show threadFreddyNov 24, 2022
@retr0id POA
Show threadClifton RoystonDec 3, 2022

@retr0id

Excellent response! You could add some fine print about "continuing to send messages to this address constitutes agreeement..."

Show threadMark GardnerDec 3, 2022
@retr0id Oh yeah? *My* enterprise team will put emails on the refrigerator!
Show threadmoparisthebestOct 14, 2022
@retr0id I'm writing to let you know that I'm stealing this, thank you! :D
Show threadErtainOct 14, 2022
@retr0id That's a good idea, charging them for your precious time just to read their stuff.
Show threadyujiriOct 14, 2022
@retr0id one of the posts of all time
Show threadSid 🇵🇸Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id if you're good at something, never do it for free
Show threaddigitalfoxOct 14, 2022
@retr0id This is fantastic! Nice touch with putting the most expensive one first and "recommending" a plan.
Show threadDavid BuchananOct 14, 2022
@digitalfox The design is stolen from Mailchimp's real pricing, I just changed the text
Show threadHippo 🍉Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id @digitalfox oh whoa! 😮
Show threadocdtrekkieOct 14, 2022
@retr0id This is excellent, and I might need to use it in the future.
Show threadMany Colors, Maybe MovedOct 14, 2022
@retr0id https://xeiaso.net/blog/scamcoin-jobs-2022-02-01
same hat
How To Approach Me With Scamcoin Jobs

How To Approach Me With Scamcoin Jobs - Xe's Blog

Xe's Blog
Show threadHippo 🍉Oct 14, 2022

@moonbolt @retr0id

"The only blockchain I'm excited to work with is Git"

This should go on a t-shirt! 👕

Show threadThe DoctorOct 14, 2022
@retr0id 
Show threadEric MannOct 14, 2022
@retr0id I love it. And want to know if he purchased 😂
Show threadHippo 🍉Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id I was going to ask for the source code so I can use it myself 👀
Show threadalexkeenyOct 14, 2022
@retr0id I can has??
Show threadbuwelOct 14, 2022
@retr0id beautiful
Show threadhalcy​ Oct 14, 2022

@retr0id need this as an autoreply to the conference spam I get

I sometimes manually write back and ask them what their going rate for speakers is and see how long I can pretend to not understand that they want me to pay _them_ rather than the other way around

Show threadClaudius (legacy account)Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id this is amazing 🙂
Show threadGherhartd S.Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id Genius! 😂
Show threadphlox81Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id if the pound keeps crashing this will be pretty cheap ;P
Show threadDaniel (CactiChameleon9)Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id Great pricing!!! Do you accept crypto payments? 😂😂😂
Show threadjonnyOct 14, 2022
@retr0id
@stella
oh my fuck can I copy paste this
Show threadStella Oct 14, 2022
@jonny why did you @ me
Show threadjonnyOct 14, 2022
@stella
I truly do not know it must have been an app thing and that's that I'm switching. sorry
Show threadIvan oleksiyNov 2, 2022
@stella @jonny Hello ,we the front liners of Ukraine are really grateful for all the love and support you and your country have shown to us in this trying time of our lives,we appreciate....
Show threadMarcin KoziejOct 14, 2022
@retr0id @rysiek
Show threadjason123santaOct 14, 2022
@retr0id smart idea
Show threadKlaudia (aka jinxx)Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id BRILLIANT! <3
Show threadMichael 🇺🇦Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id Is it free to use? Or do you want to make another version with some link to the creator?
Show threadUckermark MacGyver Oct 14, 2022
@retr0id gorgeous. This deserves to be a public domain template
Show threadxrvsOct 14, 2022
@retr0id can I get a community tier?
Show threadMovedSinyxOct 14, 2022
yes @xarvos, but you’ll need to give @retr0id your credit card information
Show threadBrady Ciel MarksOct 14, 2022
@retr0id belly laugh
Show threadfrancismlynarczykOct 14, 2022
@retr0id Was it genuine buddy I guess ima do same though😂
Show threadJohn Philpin Ⓜ️Oct 15, 2022

@retr0id quite brilliant - I might have to
- broadly use it?
- occasionally use it?
- Share it with wise people?

With your permission - and credit to - of course

Show threadJohn Philpin Ⓜ️Oct 15, 2022

@retr0id

@jackbaty and @amit ... Just saw your square space thread... This is connected and brilliant.

Show threadKye FoxOct 15, 2022
@retr0id How much to join my mailing list where I share instances of furries clowning on NFT bros and Meta shills with superior things that aren't built on nonsense
Show threadSpark Purcell (they/them)Oct 17, 2022
@retr0id lol... this is fucking hilarious...
Show threadthis.venOct 17, 2022
@retr0id
Great! What is its license?

I'd like to use it next time somebody wants to tell me #Googling for a term, purchasing superfluous stuff via #Amazon, use #Facebook (WhatsApp) to communicate, trust #Apple as they claim to protect users privacy and install #Microsoft software for following a common "standard". 🤓

#GAFAM
Show threadDavid BuchananOct 17, 2022
@this CC0 I guess
Show threadkaedechanOct 18, 2022
@retr0id damn that's hilarious!
Show threadtallshipOct 18, 2022
@retr0id You better hang in to that, lolz...

I'm sure it will come in handy in the future more than a few times 🤘😎🤘
Show threadKillab33z O.G. Oct 18, 2022
@retr0id I love this much!  Thank you ^_^