The current Twitter mess makes a lot more sense when you remember the platform has just turned 16 and thus, in British teenager terms, is currently engaged in a series of catastrophic social mistakes related to underage drinking.
@garius I knew that overactive hormones were involved. 😆
Jeff Tiedrich on Twitter

“holy fucking shit, the RiChEsT mAn On ThE pLaNeT is melting straight the fuck down and throwing a shit-fit for the ages because we peons aren't worshiping him enough and I for one am so fucking tired of broken-inside men-children inflicting themselves on us just because they can”

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@garius
Well sometimes men who are going through a midlife crisis do develop an unhealthy interest in teenagers

https://nitter.it/middleageriot/status/1588342007780577281

Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot)

When most men have a midlife crisis they buy a motorcycle, not ruin an entire social media platform.

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@garius Ah that explains so much. Especially the Daddy issues. On another note, what did you do to poor Neil Gaiman?
@garius and is now receiving an ASBO.
@garius I just tried to add my Mastodon handle to my twitter bio after having read your excellent thread. It won't let me. I have a LinkedIn URL in the bio which it changes back to. Weird
@garius …and excessive consumption of Koolade & overuse of Musk too?