John BullThe current Twitter mess makes a lot more sense when you remember the platform has just turned 16 and thus, in British teenager terms, is currently engaged in a series of catastrophic social mistakes related to underage drinking.
Deborah Rose@garius I knew that overactive hormones were involved. 😆
BonkersJeff Tiedrich on Twitter
“holy fucking shit, the RiChEsT mAn On ThE pLaNeT is melting straight the fuck down and throwing a shit-fit for the ages because we peons aren't worshiping him enough and I for one am so fucking tired of broken-inside men-children inflicting themselves on us just because they can”
Adrian J. Chung@garius
Well sometimes men who are going through a midlife crisis do develop an unhealthy interest in teenagers
Rimi B. Chatterjee@garius Ah that explains so much. Especially the Daddy issues. On another note, what did you do to poor Neil Gaiman?
Patrick McLaughlin@garius and is now receiving an ASBO.
Litterheroine@garius I just tried to add my Mastodon handle to my twitter bio after having read your excellent thread. It won't let me. I have a LinkedIn URL in the bio which it changes back to. Weird
@garius Indeed. Will keep on trying though
CAFCA@garius …and excessive consumption of Koolade & overuse of Musk too?