sudo food == ex Kernow catApr 28, 2022
@BankofMercia @n_ootpinguwalda @delicatesnowflake @Ivor Historically, there was a big trade in guano from 'there' to 'here' as fertiliser. Sometimes I wonder if it's less ecologically unsound than making it from oil 'here'.
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@int32767 @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor

@int32767 the Kingdom of the Pinguwalda’s Guano Marketing Board is looking for a marketing manager, should you be interested in the position 😆

Show threadsudo food == ex Kernow catApr 28, 2022
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor I'm a consultant. My job is to read, digest and then extrude onto paper.
Good qualifications for guano minister, I guess. 
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@int32767 @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor

you’re hired 😀 we need some snappy slogans…

Apr 28, 2022 at 12:28pmWeb
Show threadsudo food == ex Kernow catApr 28, 2022
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor
"GuanO to grow your PotatO"??
Show threadsudo food == ex Kernow catApr 28, 2022
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor
Adds [guano_helm] to the growing list of accounts on the wiki...
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@int32767 @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor

not bad for starters - but keep ’em coming 😀

Show threadsudo food == ex Kernow catApr 28, 2022
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor I'm sure 7th century advertising wasn't any way as sophisticated as now. I mean: "Eat it or starve faster" might be the 7th century tag line for gruel, for instance.