sudo food == ex Kernow cat@BankofMercia @n_ootpinguwalda @delicatesnowflake @Ivor Historically, there was a big trade in guano from 'there' to 'here' as fertiliser. Sometimes I wonder if it's less ecologically unsound than making it from oil 'here'.
❄️Snowflake Fella❄️@int32767 @BankofMercia @n_ootpinguwalda @Ivor ‘Bretwalda’s Get Ditch Thick Guarno’bears the geographical denomination of Wulferhampton- using non-Bretwaldian approved guarno may carry a heavy penalty as is unpatriotic and leads to a net loss of potato 😬😬😬
OOTP@delicatesnowflake @int32767 @BankofMercia @Ivor
@delicatesnowflake yeah, that makes about as much sense as Brexit 😀
@n_ootpinguwalda @int32767 @BankofMercia @Ivor the marque of the Bretwalda is not questionable- we exist at his whim. We should hesitate to interfere as his seax is swift and unforgiving (and chicken does not want to lose his potato stipend or his head 😬😬😬🤣)
@delicatesnowflake @int32767 @BankofMercia @Ivor
what does a chicken need with a head anyway 🤔 🤷♀️
@n_ootpinguwalda @int32767 @BankofMercia @Ivor will have to roost at the top of the big tree to escape his retribution
@int32767 @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor
@int32767 the Kingdom of the Pinguwalda’s Guano Marketing Board is looking for a marketing manager, should you be interested in the position 😆
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor I'm a consultant. My job is to read, digest and then extrude onto paper.
Good qualifications for guano minister, I guess.
Good qualifications for guano minister, I guess.
@int32767 @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor
you’re hired 😀 we need some snappy slogans…
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor
Adds [guano_helm] to the growing list of accounts on the wiki...
Adds [guano_helm] to the growing list of accounts on the wiki...
@int32767 @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor
not bad for starters - but keep ’em coming 😀
@n_ootpinguwalda @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake @Ivor I'm sure 7th century advertising wasn't any way as sophisticated as now. I mean: "Eat it or starve faster" might be the 7th century tag line for gruel, for instance.
Ivor@int32767 @BankofMercia @n_ootpinguwalda @delicatesnowflake didn't it originally come on sailing ships? #ecologicallySustainable
@Ivor @BankofMercia @n_ootpinguwalda @delicatesnowflake It did, yes. Quite a lucrative trade, I understand.
@int32767 @Ivor @BankofMercia @delicatesnowflake
not poohsticks but pooh ships!