Q. How do you start a book about ducks?
A. With an introduction.
@phessler
Someone get this man a publishing contract.
@mwlucas
Ahem. There is only ONE word that my auto-correct replaces with "duck" all the time.
And the joke works almost the same, in the sense that it requires an... introduction.
(I am sorry, I'll never do this ever again and I'll let myself out now...)