Q. How do you start a book about ducks?

A. With an introduction.

@phessler

Someone get this man a publishing contract.

@mwlucas

Ahem. There is only ONE word that my auto-correct replaces with "duck" all the time.

And the joke works almost the same, in the sense that it requires an... introduction.

(I am sorry, I'll never do this ever again and I'll let myself out now...)

@phessler

@phessler Would I expect useful duck facts? Or just a bunch of quackery?
@phessler The thing all hair stylists say at their final moments in life: "I'm dyeing here!"