"I make excellent knives," she preened.

"As a hobby?" he chortled.

"As a business."

"A hobby business? That's cute!"

"It pays my bills."

"Like, the fun bills though right? Not the serious bills? It must be nice making a little extra cash on the side."

She sighed and placed an ornate dagger on the table before her.

"Wow, that's pretty. Here I thought you made real knives."

It took all the wait-staff to keep her from stabbing him.

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