God

I'm appointing Satan as my Deputy.

On an entirely unrelated note, Satan is acquitted of all charges.

Nov 25, 2019 at 12:23pmTusky
Show threadSvenNov 25, 2019
@TheTweetOfGod I hope you kept Satan's old digs it heaven unoccupied.
Show threadNithya Mary DNov 25, 2019
@TheTweetOfGod I thought God is interested only in US politics. looks like He is closely monitoring Indian politics also these days
Show threadKirtiNov 25, 2019
@TheTweetOfGod No Siree! God you can't do this. If you acquit Satan, then all his acolytes are also acquitted?
Show threadvarkychenNov 25, 2019
@KayKap @TheTweetOfGod An omnipotent God who needs deputies...  
Show threadKirtiNov 25, 2019
@varkychen God always need deputies! Pls don't mock him. If he doesn't have deputies how will he handle Satan's realm? Didja think? 😜 😂 @TheTweetOfGod
Show threadvarkychenNov 25, 2019
@KayKap @TheTweetOfGod So you saying he's not.... omnipotent  
Show threadKirtiNov 25, 2019
@varkychen He is omnipotent and omnipresent; however, in this context deputies are required... @TheTweetOfGod
Show threadvarkychenNov 25, 2019
@KayKap @TheTweetOfGod Ahh !! Thanks for clarifying, you had me worried there, for a moment 😆
Show threadKirtiNov 25, 2019
@varkychen If you are so worried, you can always step in to help him; am sure he would appreciate it... @TheTweetOfGod
Show threadvarkychenNov 25, 2019
@KayKap @TheTweetOfGod Only if he performs a miracle....
Show threadKirtiNov 25, 2019
@varkychen that's between you and him; I am outta here @TheTweetOfGod
Show threadsunfunNov 26, 2019
@TheTweetOfGod Trump acquitted himself?
Show threadKamranwritesNov 28, 2019
@TheTweetOfGod just so it can be your deputy, lol 😂