This place is still quite dull. @Gargron has to figure out a way to make it more than just Woke Birdsite. Maybe get a racist, homophobic celebrity to join.
And stop looking at me like that.
God
@TheTweetOfGod
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I am the alpha and the omega. The other alphabets can go to hell.
Dave Troy 
A few recommendations for life on Mastodon:
1) Follow anyone you think looks potentially interesting; you can always unfollow later, and they may lead you to new people via boosted posts.
2) Boost posts you think are worthy, so others can discover new content.
3) Don't obsess on replicating your Twitter follows on Mastodon; let it be its own experience, and grow it organically. Obvs follow anyone you miss from Twitter, but this isn't a 1:1 replacement; have fun, follow your instincts.
I think "God just posted a nude on Mastodon" would be a great way to steal adherents away from the birdsite.
I just have to get back in shape first.
Paula@TheTweetOfGod God, please come back to Eden, aka Mastodon!
@hypermonki I always listen to the prayers of my devout worshippers. Except when I don't, obviously.
Determinism is a hoax perpetuated by people who can't stop themselves from eating too much cake.
How many of you survived the plague I sent ya?
I had a lot of pending work left over from the previous years.
This is the last time I'm explaining 2020.
This Covid thing has been pretty good for the Birdsite.
I haven't been in touch with Ram. We've been social distancing.