I don’t care at all who wins tonight movie-wise, since I have to watch all the nominees at some point, but can we just scrap all of the official nominees and give Billy Porter EVERY AWARD for this black velvet tuxedo gown?
Just the whole damn look is destroying me. The facial hair, the wide satin peak lapels, the ruffled cuffs, the skirt the size of a New York studio apartment. The massive diamond cocktail ring.
It is EVERYthing. I am dead of joy.




