@kioskwitch Assigned Roman Kin: Saint Xenia The Righteous Of Rome!

@pchoooooo Assigned Roman Kin: Augustus Marcus Aurelius, Ruler Of The Roman Empire! (He Banned Gladiatorial Combat For Being Too Cruel And Wrote A Book About How A Society's Primary Aim Should Be To Take Care Of Its Worst Off)

@moonwater (Technically A Carthaginian Kin, But Whatever. I'm Including Carthaginians) Historical Carthage Kin: Dido, Semi-Legendary Queen And Founder Of Carthage, Known For Her Powers With Curses As A Priestess-Witch!

@ElfLord Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Nero Of Rome, The SECOND Most Bizarre Roman Emperor!

@satan Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Julian The Apostate, The Last Pagan Emperor, Who Succeeded Saint Constantine The Great And Desperately Tried To Make The Empire Revert To Paganism!

@reddietoexplore Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Julius Nepos!

@ghetsis Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Tiberius, The Second Emperor, Who Was Exactly Like Ghetsis In Personality!

@007 Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Caligula, The Most Bizarre Roman Emperor In History, Who Once Tried To Appoint His Favorite Horse To The Senate!

@knockout Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Philip The Arab, One Of The Few Emperors To Not Be Ethnically Roman!

@regenderate Historical Roman Kin: Eumachia, A Priestess Who Was Crucial To The Creation And Spread Of The Roman Imperial Cult.

@alice Historical Roman Kin: Julia Drusilla, Sister Of Emperor Caligula; She Was His Favorite Sister, And He Named Her His Heir. However, When She Died At 21 Of Illness, Caligula Grieved For Weeks, Naming Her To The Imperial Cult As A Deity. The Insane, Tyrannical Second Half Of His Reign Began Shortly After.

@venusbi Historical Roman Kin: Cossutia, First Wife Of Julius Caesar, Married To Him Before He Began His Political Career. However They Never Slept Together And He Soon Left Her For The Daughter Of A Rich Family, Much To Her Relief.

@nya Historical Roman Kin: Aurelia Paulina, A Prominent Anatolian Roman Noblewoman, Senator, And High Priestess Influential In Roman Politics, Who Even Knew A Few Roman Emperors. She Had A Husband But They Never Had Children, So It Is Likely They Never Slept Together.

@mettaton Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Majorian, A Hypercapable Roman Emperor In The Dying Days Of The Empire, Who Almost Revitalized The Empire By Reconquering Gail And Hispania And Reforming Laws To Reduce Corruption; However, His Career Was Tragically Cut Short With His Assassination By Corrupt Military Officers, And His Reforms And Conquests Were Quickly Undone.

@citrustwee Historical Roman Kin: Tarpeia, A Vestal Virgin So Infuriated By The Mass Abduction And Rape Of Sabine Women By Roman Men That She Betrayed Roman Military Secrets To The Sabine Army So They Could Take Their Women Back. She Expected Payment For This, But The Sabine Army, Who Wanted Revenge Against Every Roman Alive, Crushed Her To Death With Their Shields And Tossed Her Off A Cliff.

@Excuse_haver Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Anthemius, The Last Capable Roman Emperor, And The Last To Launch His Own Military Campaigns To Recover Lost Provinces!

@way_too_tired Historical Roman Kin: Clodia Pulchra, A Roman Woman Known For Her Intelligence, Who Was Unfortunately Married To An Unusually Cruel Man, Quintus Caecillius Metellus Celer, Who She Argued So Often That She Began Having Affairs With People Of All Genders And Was Driven To Gambling And Drinking; Until Finally In 59 BC She Likely Poisoned Her Husband So She Could Raise Their Daughter On Her Own.

@requrious Historical Roman Kin: Tiberius Sempronius Gracchus, An Early Leader Of The Populares Political Faction Of The Roman Republic Who Was Even More Radical Than Many Of His Compatriots, Calling For The Money And Land Of The Wealthy Landowners To Be Given To The Poor Landless. He Was, However, Assassinated By Members Of The Conservative Optimates Faction In 133 BCE.

@blxckberrying Historical Roman Kin: Pythagoras The Freedman, A Free Male Citizen Who The (Famously, At The Time) Gay Emperor Nero Took An Interest In And Married. At The Wedding, Nero Took The Role And Outfit Of A Bride, And Was Submissive Sexually To Pythagoras.

@leora Historical Roman Kin: Boudicca, Queen Of The Iceni Britons, Who Crushed The Roman Army In Battle As Punishment For The Rape Of Her Daughters!

@Wrathy Historical Roman Kin: Coelia Concordia, The Last Vestalis Maximus, Of Chief Vestal, Who Was An Ardent Defender Of Paganism Even As Christianity Ruled The Empire. Ultimately She Was Forced To Watch The House Of Vestals Be Destroyed By Emperor Theodosius I, Then Convert To Christianity

@velexiraptor Historical Roman Kin: Cloelia, A Young Woman In 508 BCE Who Was Taken Hostage With A Group Of Other Virgin Women And Young Boys By The Clusians. Determined Not To Endure Captivity And Dishonor, She Escaped With A Small Group Of Other Women Across The Tiber River To Roman Territory, Despite Several Wounds From The Pursuing Clusians. Porsena, The Clusian Leader, Demanded Her Back, To Which The Romans Complied; However, Porsena Was So Impressed With Her Bravery That He Let Her Free Half The Remaining Hostages. She Chose The Young Roman Boys, So Rome Would Have A Steady Supply Of Soldiers When The War Restarted.

@jbearoo Historical Roman Kin: Agrippina The Younger, An Ambitious Roman Woman Who Used Her Position As The Mother Of Emperor Nero To Make Herself De Facto Ruler Of The Empire For The First Part Of His Reign, Because He Couldn't Bear To Stand Up To Her. He Did However Repeatedly Try To Assassinate Her Through Increasingly Complex And Bizarre Plots, Until Finally He Opted For Simplicity And Ordered Some Soldiers To Stab Her To Death, Which Worked!

@nyapeta Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Commodus, A Roman Emperor Known For His Depravity, His Participation In Arena Combat (Which Was Considered Extremely Scandalous For An Emperor To Participate In But By All Accounts He Was Really Good At It, Once Killing A Panther With A Single Arrow), His Absolute Convinction That He Was The Reincarnation Of Hercules, And For Once Having A Servant Burned To Death For Making His Bath Too Cold

@Erifin Historical Roman Kin: Caracalla, One Of The Most Despotic And Eccentric a Roman Emperors, Who Had One Of The Highest Personal Kill Counts Of Any Emperor, With His Victims Ranging From Senators And Consuls He Disliked, To Even His Own Brother.

@dando Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Hadrian, Who Was One Of The Most Administratively Capable Emperors, And Also A Gay Man Who Never Slept With His Wife (He Adopted Both Of His Sons), Instead Taking A Young Greek Man, Antinous, As His Male Lover, Falling So Deeply In Love With Him That He Attempted To Make Antinous His Heir. Whether This Was A Good Move Or Not Will Never Be Known As Antinous Accidentally Drowned At Age 20 During A Trip Along The Nile River.

@bygonecyon Historical Roman Kin: Gaius Sollius Modestus Apollinaris Sidonius, A Gallo-Roman Aristocrat And Poet In The Dying Days Of The Empire a Who Led A Wild Life, Drank Often, And Composed Incredibly Skillful Poems, Most Of Which Still Survive! He Knew Several Roman Emperors, Including Valentian, Majorian, And Anthemius, And Late In Life Devoted Himself Fully To The Christian Church, Abandoning His Wild Lifestyle And Being Named A Saint For His Beautiful Poems.

@VioletPrince Historical Roman Kin: Sempronius Densus, An Incredibly Skillful And Loyal Praetorian Guard Who, When The Rest Of The Praetorian Guard Were Bribed To Betray Emperor Galba In Favor Of The Usurper Otho, He Alone Remained Defending Galba Against His Former Compatriots, Defending The Rightful Emperor As Long As Possible And Slaying 20 Of The Assassins, But When He Realized Galba Had Already Been Slain In The Melee, He Allowed The Assassins To Kill Him As Penance For His Failure.

@jaybeanstalk Historical Roman Kin: Germanicus Julius Caesar, Better Known As Germanicus, Widely Known For His Good Looks, Administrative Reforms, And Military Victories, Who Tragically Died Of A Mysterious Illness Just Before He Would Have Become Emperor.

@peachy Historical Roman Kin: Emperor Elagalabus, One Of The Most Bizarre Rulers In History. Elagalabus Started As A Priest In Syria Who Was Raised To The Throne Due To His Mother's (Caracalla's Aunt) Machinations. He Tried To Make The Syrian God Elagabalus, Who He Was Named After, The Chief Roman God. While Not Unpopular, Most Romans Ignored It. He Also Tried To Introduce A Law Universally Circumcising All Romans, But Was Once Again Ignored. Elagabalus Was Also Very Confused About His Gender, Often Referring To Himself As A Woman Or As A Man, And Had 5 Different Marriages Break Up Over His Life, As Well As 3 Male Lovers. PLEASE Read More About Him!

@antigone Last Kin Of The Day: Historical Roman Kin: Claudia Octavia, Daughter Of Emperor Claudius And Wife Of Nero, Forced To Commit Suicide Due To Machinations Far Beyond Her Control. Her Marriage With Nero Was Very Unhappy, And Bore No Children, So He Began Taking On Multiple Male And Female Mistresses. When One Of Them, A Freewoman Named Poppaea, Became Pregnant By Nero, Nero Divorced Octavia, Banishing Her To A Small Island. All Of Rome Began Protesting, As She Was A Highly Popular Empress, And Nero Nearly Remarried Her, But Instead Signed A Law Ordering Her To Commit Suicide.

@thebes ha theres gotta be at least two