@way_too_tired Historical Roman Kin: Clodia Pulchra, A Roman Woman Known For Her Intelligence, Who Was Unfortunately Married To An Unusually Cruel Man, Quintus Caecillius Metellus Celer, Who She Argued So Often That She Began Having Affairs With People Of All Genders And Was Driven To Gambling And Drinking; Until Finally In 59 BC She Likely Poisoned Her Husband So She Could Raise Their Daughter On Her Own.