Lynnesbian 
american money: cotton paper. dissolves in water. pathenic
australian money: bright and colourful. has a see-through bit. tactile bumps for the vision impaired. waterproof plastic material
who wins? nobody. everybody loses under capitalism
i suppose it's kinda like how venemous animals use bright colours to warn people of their danger
it feels weird to talk about australia without getting roasted to hell and back so here's a picture of all the coins we have. the $1 is bigger than the $2, and look at that gargantuan 50 cent piece
yes they all have that disgusting picture of the queen on them
Ren - Moved to chitter.xyz@lynnesbian okay so I thought uk coins were weird but our 50p is basically the same as their 50p. Granted I think it has less sides. But at least our £2 is bigger than our £1 (50p is still bigger than £1 tho and almost if not the same size as the £2)
@lynnesbian we also only JUST started getting plastic money like... VERY LATE 2017
@lynnesbian (and we still have to replace the £20 note, AND eventually the £50 but apparently it's gonna be fucking Thatcher on the £20 or some shite, holy fuck I hate this country sometimes)
Florian@Nine @lynnesbian also a reminder that the plastic £5 and £10 are made of beef
Audrey needs space@Nine @lynnesbian ur 50p is a Relueaux heptagon, dont talk shit about our dodecagon
@audrey @lynnesbian i can't talk shit about your dodecagon we turned our pound coins into dodecagons it's fuckin' wild now the £1 is like the little sister to the £2 but instead of being all round like the £2 it's just liek "lol fuck that i can be your ANGLE or UR DEVEL by which i mean check out these angles fucko" and the £2 is like "i mean okay it's not like that's a big deal, you do you, I accept you" and the £1 looks all kinda deflated because it expected a big reaction but it didn't get one
@audrey @lynnesbian https://www.royalmint.com/discover/uk-coins/new-one-pound-coin/ look at this punk
like it doesn't even COMMIT to angles it's like the SUGGESTION of angles by that picture and it still looks round as fuck? I promise you those really are angles though, but even if you hold one just looking at it you'll be like "the fuck is this pseudoround shit"
many vending machines don't even take 50 cent coins because they're so silly
dani little ponie 
@lynnesbian you're silly! *boops ur snoot* 
@lynnesbian @00dani omg i need that emojo
3200 pawd modem@lynnesbian it _is_ silly, because they could've been designed as a solid of constant width but it wasn't
i have a US banknote somewhere
i was talking to someone in america and i thought it was weird that they thought sydney was in queensland
then i realised i didn't know where washington was on the map
then i realised i didn't know where washington was on the map
@lynnesbian consider: australia has seven states. America has 50
@audrey @lynnesbian the uK has three states
misty
rainy
and cloudy.
oh you mean like ... nation states?. My bad.
TOMMY@lynnesbian i'm not even quite sure which canadian province is which sometimes and i live here
Vx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace 
@lynnesbian we've got two of them, so you've got a better than usual chance of pointing to a Washington
garfield@lynnesbian fake. America does not exist
Moved to @@lynnesbian makin' it rain
@lynnesbian careful, if a criminal gets hold of that bill serial number, they can use it to go to https://www.wheresgeorge.com to find out where it's been
NG 
@lynnesbian this looks suspiciously like a uni dorm room
@nuttgodd nah my room is just a mess
@lynnesbian coins that don't have the Queen on? What is this? America?
@loki they do have the queen on them, just on the flipside, not the front
@lynnesbian why do they all have the same picture on them
even America put different pictures on each coin
sometimes we even get cool coins where they put each state on a quarter or each president on a dollar coin
@BestGirlGrace htey have different pictures on the flipside
@lynnesbian its a dodecagon you silly bunny
@audrey i can't count that high audrey
@lynnesbian suck my do-dick-agon
@lynnesbian but like, in a nice way. I dont wabt to be mean, I just wanted to say do-dick-agon
Ialika@lynnesbian
at least being roasted to hell for talking about australia beats being roasted to hell by australian weather >.<
at least being roasted to hell for talking about australia beats being roasted to hell by australian weather >.<
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So the Australian money is the clear and present danger?
So the Australian money is the clear and present danger?
@violet money itself is the danger 😎
Mx. Autumn Goose 🍁@lynnesbian now thats some money I could have framed.
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jojo ⓥ 👽@lynnesbian
* at the bottlo staring through the window of a $50 note *
Me: I can SEE that I'm going to regret this tomorrow.
Cashier: Please give me the money and go, sir.
* at the bottlo staring through the window of a $50 note *
Me: I can SEE that I'm going to regret this tomorrow.
Cashier: Please give me the money and go, sir.
@lynnesbian I have heard people call pretty money like the Australian bank notes "monopoly money" and ironically they couldn't be more correct.
gasp, subtitled@lynnesbian
fuvking pathenic
also yeah us money? pretty garbo
@lynnesbian in China atm. it's hypercapitalistic and I hate that but I do miss our rainbow LGBT bulletproof notes.
ami cole@lynnesbian haha monopoly money user ,
@amic n-no it's different, our colours are more vibrant
Isobel@lynnesbian If you shine a laser through the window on Canadian bank notes it projects the value of the note.
In addition to being slightly different lengths, Australian bank notes also apparently differ in thickness, so the higher the value the thicker the note, which, I mean, maybe it's cause I'm a millenial and I never carry cash but I've never noticed?
@offtheball oh that's really cool
@lynnesbian Canadian bank notes also smell like maple syrup. It's not intentional, just a thing that happens when you let Canadians handle objects.
✨ déménagement era ✨@lynnesbian also all american bills have the same size and colors so if you have multiple bills it just sucks even without being visually impaired
moved to welovela.in@lynnesbian having different colours on banknotes are so practical. ours are colour coded and size sorted so the notes makes sense now.
too bad that they did not design the new ones with cooler motifs like elks, muskox, white-throated dipper and polar bears...
too bad that they did not design the new ones with cooler motifs like elks, muskox, white-throated dipper and polar bears...
Swoocy Lucy@lynnesbian our money is also plastic! well, some of it is... we're currently changing over a note at a time