american money: cotton paper. dissolves in water. pathenic
australian money: bright and colourful. has a see-through bit. tactile bumps for the vision impaired. waterproof plastic material

who wins? nobody. everybody loses under capitalism

and these aren't even the new notes. look how pretty they are
i suppose it's kinda like how venemous animals use bright colours to warn people of their danger
it feels weird to talk about australia without getting roasted to hell and back so here's a picture of all the coins we have. the $1 is bigger than the $2, and look at that gargantuan 50 cent piece
@lynnesbian its a dodecagon you silly bunny
@audrey i can't count that high audrey
@lynnesbian suck my do-dick-agon
@lynnesbian but like, in a nice way. I dont wabt to be mean, I just wanted to say do-dick-agon