Lynnesbian Jan 4, 2019

american money: cotton paper. dissolves in water. pathenic
australian money: bright and colourful. has a see-through bit. tactile bumps for the vision impaired. waterproof plastic material

who wins? nobody. everybody loses under capitalism

Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
and these aren't even the new notes. look how pretty they are
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
i suppose it's kinda like how venemous animals use bright colours to warn people of their danger
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
it feels weird to talk about australia without getting roasted to hell and back so here's a picture of all the coins we have. the $1 is bigger than the $2, and look at that gargantuan 50 cent piece
Show threadLynnesbian 
here's the fronts of them. they are not exclusively queen pictures
Jan 4, 2019 at 9:27amWeb
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
many vending machines don't even take 50 cent coins because they're so silly
Show threaddani little ponie  ​Jan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian you're silly! *boops ur snoot* 
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
@00dani 
Show threadAudrey needs spaceJan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian @00dani omg i need that emojo
Show thread3200 pawd modemJan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian it _is_ silly, because they could've been designed as a solid of constant width but it wasn't
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
i have a US banknote somewhere
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
mrs. worldwide
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
i was talking to someone in america and i thought it was weird that they thought sydney was in queensland
then i realised i didn't know where washington was on the map
Show threadAudrey needs spaceJan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian consider: australia has seven states. America has 50
Show threadRen - Moved to chitter.xyzJan 4, 2019

@audrey @lynnesbian the uK has three states

misty
rainy
and cloudy.

oh you mean like ... nation states?. My bad.

Show threadTOMMYJan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian i'm not even quite sure which canadian province is which sometimes and i live here
Show threadVx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace Jan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian we've got two of them, so you've got a better than usual chance of pointing to a Washington
Show threadgarfieldJan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian fake. America does not exist
Show threadMoved to @[email protected]Jan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian makin' it rain
Show threadVx. Princess "size_t queen" Grace Jan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian careful, if a criminal gets hold of that bill serial number, they can use it to go to https://www.wheresgeorge.com to find out where it's been
Where's George? ❝Currency Tracking Project❞

Track US or Canadian dollar bills as they travel across the country. Enter the serial number and zip code to track its past history. Get email when the next person registers your bill!

Show threadNG Jan 11, 2019
@lynnesbian this looks suspiciously like a uni dorm room
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 11, 2019
@nuttgodd nah my room is just a mess
Show threadMoved to @[email protected]Jan 4, 2019
@lynnesbian coins that don't have the Queen on? What is this? America?
Show threadLynnesbian Jan 4, 2019
@loki they do have the queen on them, just on the flipside, not the front