Lynnesbian Dec 9, 2018

playing pokemon let's go and we're off to a great start

you can only use a single joycon to play. you can't use both in controller mode. so you just have to... hold it in one hand and play one handed. no idea how you're going to hold B to run and move the analogue stick at the same time.
i chose the right joycon, which doesn't have the screenshot button, so i have to use the second joycon (which is connected as player two???) to take screenshots

what the fuck nintendo

Show threadLynnesbian 
entering my name on the software keyboard with one hand and i can feel my cells dividing
Dec 9, 2018 at 11:13pmWeb
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018

game: what is your rival's name?
me: shitboy
game: you can't use that word

why even let us name the rival if we can't call him assman or cockfuck

Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
they let cuckston through nevermind
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
gamer mode enabled
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018

still laughing every time cuckson appears
maybe it's the sleep deprivation, maybe it's because I'm an immature bitch

probably both

Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
i should probably eat instead of gamign
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
ahhhh my grandson i remember his name
my boy, cuckson
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
moral outrage this christmas as thousands of parents are horrified to find that nintendo's wordfilter allows "cuck" to pass through
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
steam files chapter eleven after "fuck you, cuck" is replaced with "❤️❤️❤️❤️ you, cuck", allowing the c-word to pass through unscathed, and stocks drop 2000% overnight
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
eevee is trans
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
why the hell does it run at 30fps, it looks like the 3DS version upscaled to 1080p
fucking nintendo why did you use the fucking tegra for your shitty console
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
at least the music is nice
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
i wonder which starter i'll choose in pokemon eevee
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 9, 2018
i am the best pokemon
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018

what the fuck???????
eevee goes "pooyo peee, ewwoo"
why doesn't it go "eevee eev eevee"

this is like the simplest fucking fact about pokemon????????

Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
oak has called me "my girl" twice now. stop it. i am not your fucking girl
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
okay eevee is really fucking cute
this game kinda sucks so far but eevee is adorable
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
...shit
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
maybe kaczynsky would be a good name
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
i went with kaczynski because i'm a human meme
but now i have to #dailyshowerbattle
i might shitposts from my phone, which is waterproof, because again, I"m a human meme
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
would it be| a bad idea to play let's go eevee without catching any pokemon
Show threadTids, guided by d'ridd'm 🇦🇺Dec 10, 2018

If you're goin' with serial killers, I would suggest Wayne-Gacy.

He was always my favourite.

@lynnesbian

Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
@tidsguiden but was he anarchist. but did he live in a shack in the woods and make bombs out of batteries and handmade wooden boxes
Show threadThat Jellypotato PersonDec 10, 2018

@lynnesbian I chose a funny food theme for my save file:

Apple the protagonist
Bad Apple!! the rival
Waffle the Pikachu

Show threadLUNADec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian "girls"
Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian name her Audrey ​
Show threadTids, guided by d'ridd'm 🇦🇺Dec 10, 2018

In red dead I named all my horses after countries, because I like countries.

Maybe you could do Marxist heroes/icons?

@lynnesbian

Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
@tidsguiden i considered kropotkin for a split second but decided it was too... much
Show thread/dev/poniesDec 10, 2018
кропоткин
Show threadKirbzDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian shit is a fine name to rival cuckston
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian see, I always am too scared to commit to a good name and not regret it for another one afterwards so I just don't name them
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
@CornishRepublicanArmy i called my first ever pokemon WOWIE!!! because i was super excited and ten years old and i traded it so now that's permanently its name and you know what? i love it
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian see, the problem with most starters is they start off cute but then get into bigbois eventually who look dumb with a name like "lil' birb"
Show thread❌ desvox {OLD ACCOUNT}Dec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian starts off pretty slow and real easy, but it picked up for me around the 3rd gym. it's more of a take is slow and look at all the neat cute stuff game than like a "let's dunk on some chud kids and their shit 'top 1% rattata' "
Show threadmoons hauntedDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian who is this oak i will find him and i will bring a nice willow stick with me
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian Oak is a typical old cracker. he's thirsting over young women in inappropriate ways, making kids do all the work for him while he sits on his fucking ass, gets the title 'pokemon professor' through erasing all the HARD work cute trans girl trainers put in to getting that bread (they've probably made a bread pokemon by this point so the joke should work). all in all, uhhh FUCK Oak tbh
Show threaddani little ponie  ​Dec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian ur my girl 
Show threadLynnesbian Dec 10, 2018
@00dani but dani you're *my* girl 
Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian @00dani ​
Show threaddani little ponie  ​Dec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian but lynne that's gay ​
Show threadKirbzDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian I keep hearing it as "evoi!" which is pretty close and also kinda adorable
Show threadalarmingly large glaceon girl 🍓Dec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian pokemon say their names in the anime but i think pikachu is the only one who says it in the games
Show threadAlexis Werefox  Summertime FoxxoDec 10, 2018
@monorail @lynnesbian In the original Pokemon Yellow version, Pikachu was specifically the only pokemon to have a voice synthesized yell, simply because Pikachu is the mascot of the franchise. It's been tradition ever since to only ever have Pikachu actually say its name in the games, even though technology has advanced enough for all the pokemon to have their own names be said. Fun fact: All pokemon yells keep their original ones from the game they were introduced, except Pikachu.
Show threadbinchickenDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian wait did you just tell me eevee does the poo poo pee pee toot what the fuck nintendo
Show thread🌱Under the Open Sky🌱Dec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian I swear to god I have heard Let’s Go’s Eevee say “Buneary”
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian the music is SO DAMN GOOD, they have remixes for like EVERY classic tune from gen 1. even the Lavender town music is good
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian it dips at points too.... when you use field moves like cut and that I notice the FPS shit the bed
Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 10, 2018
@lynnesbian 85 percent of eevies are AMAB, but they are all girls, ergo, 85% of eevies are trans
Show thread/dev/poniesDec 10, 2018
traneevees
Show threadalarmingly large glaceon girl 🍓Jan 3, 2019
@audrey @lynnesbian damn u rite
Show threadSwoocy LucyDec 9, 2018
@lynnesbian excuse me Lynne, but that is the HEIGHT of high brow sophisticated humour. do you write for the TV show Richard and Morton Koopa?
Show thread/dev/poniesDec 9, 2018
abolish cishetendo
Show threadAudrey needs spaceDec 9, 2018
@lynnesbian this looks way more sexual to me than it should
Show threadCaePla Build FightersDec 9, 2018
@lynnesbian They don't ignore punctuation either, so drop an apostrophe in there or something.