Mastodawn

playing pokemon let's go and we're off to a great start

you can only use a single joycon to play. you can't use both in controller mode. so you just have to... hold it in one hand and play one handed. no idea how you're going to hold B to run and move the analogue stick at the same time.
i chose the right joycon, which doesn't have the screenshot button, so i have to use the second joycon (which is connected as player two???) to take screenshots

what the fuck nintendo

entering my name on the software keyboard with one hand and i can feel my cells dividing

game: what is your rival's name?
me: shitboy
game: you can't use that word

why even let us name the rival if we can't call him assman or cockfuck

they let cuckston through nevermind

gamer mode enabled

still laughing every time cuckson appears
maybe it's the sleep deprivation, maybe it's because I'm an immature bitch

probably both

i should probably eat instead of gamign

ahhhh my grandson i remember his name
my boy, cuckson

moral outrage this christmas as thousands of parents are horrified to find that nintendo's wordfilter allows "cuck" to pass through

steam files chapter eleven after "fuck you, cuck" is replaced with "❤️❤️❤️❤️ you, cuck", allowing the c-word to pass through unscathed, and stocks drop 2000% overnight

eevee is trans

why the hell does it run at 30fps, it looks like the 3DS version upscaled to 1080p
fucking nintendo why did you use the fucking tegra for your shitty console

at least the music is nice

i wonder which starter i'll choose in pokemon eevee

i am the best pokemon

what the fuck???????
eevee goes "pooyo peee, ewwoo"
why doesn't it go "eevee eev eevee"

this is like the simplest fucking fact about pokemon????????

oak has called me "my girl" twice now. stop it. i am not your fucking girl

okay eevee is really fucking cute
this game kinda sucks so far but eevee is adorable

@lynnesbian starts off pretty slow and real easy, but it picked up for me around the 3rd gym. it's more of a take is slow and look at all the neat cute stuff game than like a "let's dunk on some chud kids and their shit 'top 1% rattata' "