playing pokemon let's go and we're off to a great start

you can only use a single joycon to play. you can't use both in controller mode. so you just have to... hold it in one hand and play one handed. no idea how you're going to hold B to run and move the analogue stick at the same time.
i chose the right joycon, which doesn't have the screenshot button, so i have to use the second joycon (which is connected as player two???) to take screenshots

what the fuck nintendo

entering my name on the software keyboard with one hand and i can feel my cells dividing

game: what is your rival's name?
me: shitboy
game: you can't use that word

why even let us name the rival if we can't call him assman or cockfuck

they let cuckston through nevermind
gamer mode enabled

still laughing every time cuckson appears
maybe it's the sleep deprivation, maybe it's because I'm an immature bitch

probably both

@lynnesbian excuse me Lynne, but that is the HEIGHT of high brow sophisticated humour. do you write for the TV show Richard and Morton Koopa?