@selontheweb "A whoreson cold, sir, a cough, sir, which I caught with ringing in the King's affairs upon his coronation day, sir."

- King Henry IV, Part 2. Act 3, Scene 2, Line 177

@turntechCrackhead "With groans that thunder love, with sighs of fire."

- Twelth Night. Act I, Scene 5, Line 240

@[email protected] "You shames of Rome! you herd of - Boils and plagues"

- Coriolanus. Act I, Scene 4, Line 31

@Lumb "A great pertubation in nature, to receive at once the benefit of sleep and do the effects of watching!"

- Macbeth. Act V, Scene 1, Line 9.

@[email protected] "Then confess
What treason there is mingled with your love."

The Merchant of Venice. Act III, Scene 1, Lines 26-27

@funbreaker "I kill not thee with half so good a will."

- Julius Caesar. Act V, Scene 5, Line 51

@[email protected] "You are too senseless-obstinate, my lord."

- Richard III. Act III, Scene 2, Line 44.

@kioskwitch "How comes it now, my husband, O how comes it,
That thou art then estranged from thyself?"

- The Comedy of Errors. Act II, Scene 2, Lines 118-119

@something "A very excellent piece of villainy."

- Titus Andronicus. Act II, Scene 2, Line 7

@sp1ritph0ne "Bear with me, I am hungry for revenge."

- Richard III. Act IV, Scene 4, Line 61.

@DayGloChainsaw "Wound the loud winds, or with bemock'd-at stabs
Kill the still-closing waters"

- The Tempest. Act III, Scene 3, Lines 63-64

@lilyfenster "Like a fair house built on another man's ground; so that I have lost my edifice by mistaking the place where I erected it."

- The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act II, Scene 2, Line 195

@mr_pauling "I learn you take things ill which are not so"

- Antony and Cleopatra. Act II, Scene 2, Line 33.

@ajroach42
"MONTANO: Come, come, you're drunk.
CASSIO: Drunk! [They fight.]"

- Othello. Act II, Scene 3, Line 146.

@blinkerstone "Bound for the prize of all-too-precious you"

- Sonnet 86, Line 2.

@[email protected] "Here's the smell of the blood, still."

- Macbeth. Act V, Scene 1, Line 50.

@[email protected] "For where Love reigns, disturbing Jealousy
Doth call himself Affection's sentinel"

- Venus and Adonis, Lines 649-650

@Spacespectacles "Gloucester, 'tis true that we are in great danger"

- Henry V. Act IV, Scene 1, Line 1.

@[email protected] "Sound drums and trumpets, and the King will fly."

- Henry VI, Part 3. Act I, Scene 1, Line 113.

@krisdreemurr "When didst thou see me heave my leg and make water against a lady's farthingale?"

- The Two Gentlewomen of Verona. Act IV, Scene 4, Line 36.

@skiosksk "Then half Signior Benedick's tongue in Count John's mouth, and half Count John's melancholy in Signior Benedick's face"

- Much Ado About Nothing. Act II, Scene 1, Lines 10-12.

@brakts "Doth the moon shine that night we play our play?"

- A Midsummer Night's Dream. Act III, Scene 1, Line 45

@knownrobes "A fistula, my lord."

- All's Well That Ends Well. Act I, Scene 1, Line 30.

@biginjapan873 "Lame, foolish, crooked, swart, prodigious"

- King John. Act III, Scene 1, Line 46

@pannacotta "And wash him fresh again with true-love tears."

- Richard II. Act V, Scene 1, Line 10.

@goat "There, on the ground, with his own tears made drunk."

- Romeo and Juliet. Act III, Scene 3, Line 83.

@CYBEReris "Why, man, they did make love to this employment"

- Hamlet. Act V, Scene 2, Line 57.

@CornishRepublicanArmy "This mortal house I'll ruin,
Do Caesar what he can."

- Antony and Cleopatra. Act V, Scene 2, Lines 51-52

@giantsloth "Mine action and thy own? our horses' labour?"

- Cymbeline. Act III, Scene 4, Line 103.

@Altruest "Of monstrous lust the due and just reward"

- Pericles. Act V, Scene 3, Line 87.

@confusedmagpie "Thy bosom is endeared with all hearts"

- Sonnet 31, Line 1

@ieure "A man that had a wife with such a wit, he might say "Wit, whither thou wild?""

- As You Like It. Act IV, Scene 2, Line 148

@remulacfrommars "We mourn in black; why mourn we not in blood?"

- Henry IV, Part 1. Act I, Scene 1, Line 17.

@KingCrow "All scholars, lawyers, courtiers, gentlemen,
They call false caterpillars and intend their death."

- Henry VI, Part 2. Act IV, Scene 4, Lines 36-37

@[email protected] "no man is the lord of anything
Though in and of him there be much consisting,
Til he communicate his parts to others"

- Troilus and Cressida. Act III, Scene 3, Lines 115-117

@SallyStrange "You souls of geese
That bear the shapes of men"

- Coriolanus. Act I, Scene 3, Lines 34-35

@[email protected] "His word is more than the miraculous harp."

- The Tempest. Act II, Scene 1, Line 81.

@thatcosmonaut "By gar, me dank you vor dat; by gar, I love you, and I shall procure-a you de good guest, de earl, de lords, de gentlemen, my patients."

- The Merry Wives of Windsor. Act II, Scene 3, Line 84.

@biholy "I'll tell thee what, Prince: a college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humour."

- Much Ado About Nothing. Act V, Scene 4, Line 99.

@ida "Good heart, what grace hast thou thus to reprove
These worms for loving, that art most in love?"

- Love's Labour's Lost. Act IV, Scene 3, Lines 149-150

@eject "Fire and brimstone!"

- Twelth Night. Act II, Scene 5, Line 47.

@joanofarc "Were it but told you, should be hooted at
Like an old tale"

- The Winter's Night. Act V, Scene 3, Lines 115-116

@masin "Shall a beardless boy,
A cock'red silken wanton, brave our fields?"

- King John. Act V, Scene 1, Lines 69-70

@ivylongdistance "If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow."

- Henry IV, Part 2. Act V, Scene 1, Line 82.

@Vqrxtvs "The humour is too hot; that is the very plain-song of it."

- Henry V. Act III, Scene 2, Line 5.