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TFW you arrive at Jamaica (the station, not the nation)

Hans and Franz Kafka

Hans: Ya I think muscles are like the machine in The Penal Colony but instead of my sins tattooed on them it’s my gains

Franz: Ya, if you don’t squat you’re basically a bug man

Living life moderate to severe like a TV drug side effect
bro, what the fuck is CNN Max?
The Phillies “fun size” 999 box is an affront to an honorable tradition
Buddy, Eugen and I go way back on this website
I gotta believe space ships were a product of 19th century alien ingenuity. Any later and they’d be spacecars
Movie theaters should have vacuum hoses at your seats like they do on the International Space Station
The trick to not getting mastodon spam messages is be an infrequent poster
Wife’s away tonight. Guess I’ll throw on Nashville