Every Xmas the Hot Chocolate meme from the Polar Express pops up again. It's super funny to me because I've NEVER seen that movie and it super confuses me every year 😂

Fuck me, nothing churns my stomach like sexy foot stuff. Lady poured a drink down her leg and dude stuck her foot in his mouth to catch it all

They may have to revoke my gay card because a hot lady in this movie came out dancing with a snake and all I could think of was what a pretty ball python that is

Happy tax season! Here's some great info for y'all

Real men let me fuck em to the Wiggles

You know what's valid?
Slime guys and gals

Listen, I may have low standards but I would 1000% fuck a slime person holy shit

The Final Pam gives me so much life I love her

Alexa, is it illegal to hire a hitman to kill me?

He loves to snooze on shoes!