JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r

@dnannann *unblocks spanish language*
@dnannann wow how do I find Spanish toots so I can block them?
@dnannann You're not following the right French people
@skiant @dnannann Yeah, I mean... I think it's more :
"Educated, politically oriented people talking about national and international politics, food, sex, video games, LGBT+ stuff and sharing news articles.
Oh, and fart/poop jokes.
And a lot of feel-good stuff 'cause almost everybody's have depression."
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GAY MASTODON: 🅱️​epis :awoo:
(The best mastodon)
@dnannann someone illustrate all of these as people
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WELSH MASTODON:
Ydych chi ar Mastodon?
(tumbleweeds)
:)
@dnannann where are the Spanish toots
@dnannann ah heck I forgot to be born japanese
@dnannann To be fair:
To be fair.
Shrek's hog is an important issue to many of us and deserve more awareness.

@dnannann oh I wonder how
Australian Mastodon is?

Snakes? Spiders? “That’s not a knife” quotes?

@dnannann Is this related? https://twitter.com/TheCryptoDog/status/1002669358051708929?s=20 I mean the whole "borger" thing (which I find hilarious for no particular reason).
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