JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: c h e e b s b e b o r b g e r

@dnannann You're not following the right French people
@skiant @dnannann Yeah, I mean... I think it's more :
"Educated, politically oriented people talking about national and international politics, food, sex, video games, LGBT+ stuff and sharing news articles.
Oh, and fart/poop jokes.
And a lot of feel-good stuff 'cause almost everybody's have depression."