JAPANESE MASTODON: Well-adjusted, polite people talking about stuff like video game strats and food

FRENCH/GERMAN MASTODON: Educated, politically oriented people talking about national politics and sharing news articles

SPANISH MASTODON: literal pictures of Shrek's hog

ENGLISH MASTODON: ｃ ｈ ｅ ｅ ｂ ｓ ｂ ｅ ｂ ｏ ｒ ｂ ｇ ｅ ｒ