broke: preferring coke
woke: preferring pepsi
bespoke: the question of coke versus pepsi is an attempt to subdivide the working class and cause infighting to distract them from the true goal of revolution
@lynnesbian cream soda is the answer.
@lynnesbian after the Rev there will be only the people's cola: RC Cola.
@lynnesbian ironic that something called Royal Crown would become the people's cola, but we live in interesting times i tell you what.
@cooler_ranch @lynnesbian this is 100% the correct take and i'm glad to see i'm not the first to express it
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roanoke: rc cola is cheaper than pepsi and also tastes better and thus the coke/pepsi question is outdated

@lynnesbian im from like... that part of southern usa where all soft drinks are casually referred to as "coke" so when I read your post, I felt confusion since it went more like

broke: preferring coke
woke: preferring coke
bespoke: actually, everyone drinks dr pepper and calls it coke