foxalive555Oct 10, 2018
Pumpkin Spice Jen
Bible: Angels look like a giant wheel of flame.
Renaissance painter: This one looks like my sexy boyfriend.
Bible: No! They have a hundred eyes!
Painter: Cute babies?
Oct 10, 2018 at 3:33amWeb
Show threadrotorOct 10, 2018
@ConfusedImp seraph paintings were kinda fucked up tho
Show threadLizSmellsOct 10, 2018
@rotor @ConfusedImp
when ur hare-brained DIY plans actually work as intended and u emerge victorious from the garage, heralded by trumpets
Show threadRen - Moved to chitter.xyzOct 10, 2018
@ConfusedImp cute babies and hot boyfriends with wings are way more marketable than the eldrich monstrosities of the bible.
Show threadPyrettaGrimmOct 10, 2018
@ConfusedImp both are hot not gonna lie. Did you ever see the biblical description of Azrael? Head to toe eyes, and taller than a continent.
Show threadPyrettaGrimmOct 10, 2018
@ConfusedImp aka HUBBY
Show threadCybre RickOct 10, 2018

@ConfusedImp

TFW sci-fi anime is more biblically accurate than Renaissance painters.

(And get in the fucking robot, Shinji!)

Show threadrubahOct 10, 2018
@ConfusedImp I'm just thankful they had mostly figured out what babies liked like by then
Show threadrotorOct 11, 2018

@ConfusedImp

fyi https://www.zazzle.com/baby_angel_tshirt-235131406341683457

Show threadgabby karOct 11, 2018

@ConfusedImp THREEE PAIRS OF WINGS! TO COVER THEIR FACES! AND THEIR [REDACTED] AND LOCOMOTE!

Painter: hmmm.... Cuuuuute [ REDACTED ] ???? 🤔

Show threadIron Pencil Statue  Oct 11, 2018
@ConfusedImp I wonder if they were all that way though. Weren't there the Nephilim? I don't think you can bone a flaming wheel to produce those.