Bible: Angels look like a giant wheel of flame.
Renaissance painter: This one looks like my sexy boyfriend.
Bible: No! They have a hundred eyes!
Painter: Cute babies?

@ConfusedImp THREEE PAIRS OF WINGS! TO COVER THEIR FACES! AND THEIR [REDACTED] AND LOCOMOTE!

Painter: hmmm.... Cuuuuute [ REDACTED ] ???? 🤔