You: English pronunciation is random and lawless. It is a chaos language no one can make sense of.
Me:
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The latest Tweets from Adjective Order Bot (@osascomp). The famed OSASCOMP order of English adjectives. // bot by @tinysubversions, inspired by this tweet https://t.co/L4XPA00q6Y

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@Danhon @ConfusedImp @metagrrrl “Beauty, Age, Goodness, Size" or BAGS is the set of French adjectives that go before a noun I learned in 9th grade. https://www.dummies.com/languages/french/how-to-place-of-french-adjectives-correctly/
How to Place of French Adjectives Correctly - dummies

Most French adjectives that describe the characteristics of a noun are placed after that noun. Some adjectives, however, must be placed before the noun they describe, and still others can go either before or after, depending on their meaning. French adjectives that go after the nouns they describe In general, and unlike English, French adjectives …

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