i took my daughter to her orientation at her new school and got herded into an auditorium crammed full of parents and all i could think was "these guys would all lose their shit if they knew im the helldude"
@helldude the kids or the parents
@helldude your daughter will be so popular once kids find out she's the daughter of the helldude.
@maolfunction those kids are all huge mic dicta fans
@helldude sorry in advance for your house when she's forced to throw the biggest parties
@helldude wait are they the type to follow you on Twitter?
@helldude I don't know if they do bring your parent to school day anymore...but please buy a bert mask and wire your gravelly ass voice to the PA for full effect
@helldude does your daughter know you're the helldude?
@helldude I’ve been tempted to steal valor by claiming to be the Helldude but I’ve always resisted.
@helldude whenever I'm at an assembly at my kids' school I always wonder if the helldude is lurking nearby
@ct @helldude brb, gonna have a kid just so there's a chance of this happening to me
@helldude I recognized you from your avi but I didn't want to crowd you. I hope you don't mind that I snapped this.