i took my daughter to her orientation at her new school and got herded into an auditorium crammed full of parents and all i could think was "these guys would all lose their shit if they knew im the helldude"
@helldude whenever I'm at an assembly at my kids' school I always wonder if the helldude is lurking nearby
@ct @helldude brb, gonna have a kid just so there's a chance of this happening to me