Sonny Eclipsefor those of you looking to start up an instance, might I suggest the very available domain name anger.supplies
$30/year for a mastodon instance too much for you? Well, you're in luck. For just 12 bucks a year, YOU can own loubega.biz
Or, if you've got a lil' cash to spend: manson.family is available for your mastodon instance
I mean, how can y'all sleep knowing that partyrock.house is just sitting there, waiting for you to buy it