mute this thread.
i don't normally do this
but the dog down the street
that has been barking continuously for the past hour
may not be a good dog
😭
"wow, the universe at my fingertips, think of it, there must be countless intelligent species to discover"
NMS: "no, just five."
all major unity plugins should come with a checkbox that just says "don't"
well, here we are eh gang?
i feel a hair somewhere on my face that can't be found, and in this i sense the doom of men.

if i die in this instance...
how long does it take my death to propagate?/

🤔

oh good, a four-hour podcast,
this'll be perfect for when i'm arrested on a scandalous misdemeanour and idling in a liminal state between bureaucratically-sanctioned selfhoods.

shit uh.

how do i

be cool. on mastodon.

.exe

heck yeah
today i:
a) got a cloud build mostly working
b) ate nachos
3) added a quark emoji to most of my slacks

game, set, match fediuniverse.

sigh.

they're trying to define rpg as a genre again.

sigh.

whattup tooters mastodon wins
*taps small microphone*
~ IPAs aren't that good
~ fair trade is more important than organic
~ vegetables are better than meat
god i love bug fixes and performance improvements
the lossless image compression format, .jrpg
no....
no one must know..
how does anyone think about anything?
how do they know where to start?
how do they trust themselves in any of it?
video games move too quickly
not sure what to make of this eggplant in my parents' garden.
"somewhere between facebook and twitter blue"
hydrated af
great british bake-off: grumblecakes.
i only say this because i'm disappointed that afaict the internet still isn't providing a proper recipe for grumblecakes.
(jeans dustin timberlake)
where the water tastes like wine
to the tune of
let the bodies hit the floor.
🤔
i'm eating all the leftovers from the #gnog (third) launch party with wild abandon and i know i should be sharing it but they call me the finisher and *somebody* needs to right the wrongs in this world.
sure, eating a full jar of green curry paste is fantastic, but have you tried sex?

oh man.

jeez.

i just really want to play some doom wads
where do i get the best wads
every video game has hair and coins, if it doesn't have hair and coins it's not a viddo game, sorry bucko thems the rules.
select your relationship status.
ate some fuckin food, hell yeah
pikmin spice latte?
🤔
oh good i've started system shock 2 again.
remember if you sleep within 25 kilometres of a cell phone, you're exposing yourself to needless radiation, your best bet is to mail your phone to yourself by express registered mail every night to get it as far away as possible during the spider-eating hours.
i keep wanting to like firefox/ thunderbird/ lightning but then people say i have to hate firefox/ thunderbird/ lightning and like where does that leave me.
jon stewart's "have you done [X]... on weed" guy but he just asks if you've federated all your apps yet.
@nicknicknicknick what are your thoughts about "hearts"
@nicknicknicknick honestly I do not know but ellaguro is super into this, she has a patreon
@nicknicknicknick doctors hate this housewife’s trick
don’t forget to wash your hands
@nicknicknicknick it's a like thumb, and it's idle...