Halloween 2018: The sexy costume-in-a-bag to beat this year is Sexy Hannibal Lecter...sorry, the erotically unlicensed "Silent One."
@erinbee cancel the internet
@balrogboogie We better do it quick before someone releases an Elon Musk costume.
@erinbee  we're going to see musk/grimes couples costumes this year, that's it halloween is cancelled
@balrogboogie The only acceptable version of that is if the Musk is in Tesla branded underwear and has acid stamps stuck all over his face, and the Grimes is wearing an anti-union t-shirt and a space helmet.
@erinbee Sexy Hannibal Lecter was definitely my nickname in high school
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the... but ...the brain clutch. 🧠
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"erotically unlicensed" lmfao

@erinbee Is it weird that I actually really like that dress?

But its coming from a costume in a bag, so it'll be awful irl.

@queenpossum It's got good colour blocking (I love orange and white together) but it's definitely going to feel like it's fallen off the hanger at Forever 21 a couple hundred times.