Mother of Possums

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A Walt Disney film by David Lynch

Poking my head in to see if Chuck Tingle has joined the Fediverse yet.

Toot me when it happens.

It's been a couple of years in a row now that Sept. 1st has ushered in low temps in the 60s. I don't trust it but I'll take it.
If there is one thing I've learned by listening to Lore, it's to stay the fuck away from the traditional Abenaki tribelands.
A fully masked up class of 4 year olds is still no match for the preschool crud.
"These copper ingots," the devil said, "are of sub-par quality."
"You accepted them as payment," the merchant said, "the deal is done."
"Very well. I will uphold my end of the bargain," the devil said. "Your name will live forever."
"That is all I ask," said Ea-nasir.
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Personally I consider Best In Show to be a Schitt's Creek prequel.
I saw a special edition Life Magazine retrospective on Aaliyah today in case you were wondering if us Millennials were officially olds yet.
My phone just autocorrected "Cheerwine" to "cheeriness" and honestly that's pretty accurate.

Went on a boat-mounted waterslide today.

Got water in my ears.

Still feel like I'm on a boat 5 hours later.

Just heard an ad for Piercing Pagoda.

Even late stage capitalism can't kill Piercing Pagoda.