💥 Y'ALL I'M HYPE!💥
i FINALLY got my MarxAndMe test kit to find out specifically what kind of internet leftist i am! all i have to do is print out some of my shitposts, spit the mush into the test tube, and mail it back to the lab for testing.
i've always had a feeling i'm half-trotskyist from my mom's side but now i can find out for sure!! 
if you order a kit, use my code to get a 20% discount!!
thk u! i am ceaselessly pursued by an It Follows style monster that will get me if i stop shitposting for too long. you can really feel the mortal fear coming off my memes.
@helldude
5th generation, eh?
*slides abacus beads back and forth in a flurry of one-handed arithmetic*
*uses other hand to Googles Marx's birthday*
*deploys third hand to thoughtfuly scratch chin*
huh, these lab results ultimately raise more questions than they answer.
Porquerias | 1312🏴🌵 "" J@H
jackdaw_ruiz 
thats praxis baby!!!!!!!
im the hell dude
Lj