💥 Y'ALL I'M HYPE!💥

i FINALLY got my MarxAndMe test kit to find out specifically what kind of internet leftist i am! all i have to do is print out some of my shitposts, spit the mush into the test tube, and mail it back to the lab for testing.

i've always had a feeling i'm half-trotskyist from my mom's side but now i can find out for sure!!  

if you order a kit, use my code to get a 20% discount!!

@jackdaw_ruiz holy shit dude you are just pumping these out and it rules

@DayGloChainsaw

thk u! i am ceaselessly pursued by an It Follows style monster that will get me if i stop shitposting for too long. you can really feel the mortal fear coming off my memes.