intro post

hello! i’m jacob, i’m 19, and i wish i’d never fucking learned to read. born in san diego, moved to omaha when i was 10, and now i go to college in nyc for astronomy and linguistics, but might fuck around and change it to anthropology and linguistics. my english, spanish, and french are fine, japanese is rusty, and irish and russian are a damn shame. i work as a barista at you-know-where.

my dm’s are always open for literally anything and everything y’all would want!! feel free!!

@mhaighday Howdy and nice to meet you!
@redbard1842 look i said y’all but i don’t say howdy i’m from the MIDwest not the west west

@mhaighday Well it's a good thing there's nothing forcing you to say 'howdy' then!

Not yet...

@redbard1842 i’m already speaking english pls no more linguistic imperialism