who is less fuckable: jon arbuckle or wallace from wallace and gromit
@cjwyoming they are gay and they will have a summer wedding
@cjwyoming wallace, he's way too into cheese, its weird
@cjwyoming
Arbuckle.
Someone might pity fuck Wallace, but no one would even hate fuck Jon.
@cjwyoming wallace is a bizarre inhuman monster made of dirt. going to have to go with wallace.
@cjwyoming Wallace. Daddy Arbuckle is king
@cjwyoming
Jon and it's not even close. Wallace at least is a kind and generous lover, with more than enough ability to tie you up, if that's what you're into. Jon drinks dog jizz.
@Meriadoc @cjwyoming Also I bet you could hold Wallace's ears like handlebars.