Bacon 4 President 🥓

@bacon4pres
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C.P. Bacon - Timelord & nominee 4 President of the United States! VOTE! LARD BLESS AMERICA! Get Bacon Tees http://shop.spreadshirt.com/bacon4president
The MeBacon Political Parody
Also The MeQuadrennial Candidate For President
Economic AlignmentMMT
BaconstitutionCrispy, Salty, Chewy, Good
Bacon 4 President 🥓Nov 18, 2022
#amc Still not leaving.
#amcnotleaving
Bacon 4 President 🥓Apr 30, 2021
Obligatory Mastodon toot greeting to you.
Bacon 4 President 🥓Feb 17, 2021
@jvgraz
aw, sizzle
Bacon 4 President 🥓Jan 18, 2021

Any thoughts on PanQuake?
#TalkLiberation #projectx

...other than the name sounding like a breakfast sandwich.

Bacon 4 President 🥓Sep 21, 2019
We're in this sizzle together, tootos.
#NotMeUs
Bacon 4 President 🥓Jul 11, 2019
Who spilled cola on Twitter?
FESS UP!
Bacon 4 President 🥓Apr 7, 2019
muesliApr 7, 2019

There should be a place with over-sized couches, tables and chairs, where adults can go and play "The Floor is Lava" together.

I can't be the only one who's missing this game?

Bacon 4 President 🥓Apr 7, 2019
I'm using Tusky and this Mastodon doohickey is a little hard to navigate. Is anyone using an app on android that they like better?
Bacon 4 President 🥓Sep 16, 2018
#SubToot
@SaintSluggo
Bacon 4 President 🥓Sep 9, 2018
I never liked the combination of raspberries and chocolate.
Why would you ruin perfectly good chocolate like that?