What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. 🐟

#CleverJokes #Wordplay #fedi #growth

Had a ‘no pork sausage’ from M&S today (out and about between appointments) and was just wondering if it had beef or chicken in it.

#logic #wordplay

Needed: an exclamation mark, but smaller, for those occasions when none is wrong and one is too much excitement.

A dry exclamation mark, if you will. For use with irony and sarcasm.

Maybe it could be slightly wonky as well.

#wordplay

Ich hab mir von ChatGPT ein Bild zeichnen lassen. Eine Urzeitanzeige.

#german #wordplay

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere. #SpaceJokes #Wordplay #fedi #growth
Accidentally found a French homonym:
verre de mer = sea glass
ver de mer = sea worms (lugworm, ragworm etc.)
#francais #wordplay
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
#MathJokes #Wordplay #fedi #growth
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #CleverJoke #Wordplay #fedi #growth