wonkytvReggie trying to explain, that all you have to do is pull a sail up, and you can go anywhere you want, without the need for fuel
The Universe is in fact, banana shaped.
missing woman found, trapped in ducks body.
she recounts her tale by pecking at a keyboard,
she said,
"srcv,jgh,cv<KyurhcvkhgcvJHABDnBAFmbSf,kng"....of course with a ducks brain she is now unable to write, but we think the message is clear.
The Snail of Truth, set's sail today, on a world tour.
Snailish is very difficult to interpret, they communicate electromagnetically. It could be "The Snail of Destiny".
Seventeen fish were landed in Southwold today, none of them were working.
"That's odd, they wuz fine when we got 'em", said a fishcatching manperson.