BabyYumYumMe: “Do not put that in your mouth!”
Toddler: makes direct eye contact and does it anyway 😮
RachelWhy does someone who enjoys being outside so much live in a country where it always rains 😭 #whytho #smile #blonde
Anna KyleWalking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho
The fastest way to make a toddler cry hysterically? Give them exactly what they asked for. 🤨
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TantrumForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY
Before kids: My handbag had makeup & essentials. After kids: It has a toy car, a half-eaten biscuit & a sock. 🎒🤦♀️
#MomLife #MumBagMysteries #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY
I told my child to ‘be careful’. They immediately made riskier life choices. 🤦♀️
#MomLife #FearlessToddler #WhyTho #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY
Why do toddlers insist on getting dressed AFTER we are already late? ⏳😩
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #RushingForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY
My toddler just made direct eye contact while tipping their juice onto the floor. This was no accident. 🥤👀
Dash RemoverSnap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."
My toddler just high-fived me in the face. They call it love. I call it assault. ✋🤣
#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY