Anna Kyle3d ago
Walking my shepherd mix and about a block from home he poops then suddenly he’s terrified and runs around me, wrapping the leash around my knees 😬. I look around for danger, thinking coyote, loose dog, hawk, stranger with a knife idk?, but see nothing. Then I spy a plastic scrap hanging out of his butt. Jfc. I pulled it out and he danced in joy 😜
#dogs #shepherdmix #gross #wednesday #whytho
BabyYumYumJan 15

The fastest way to make a toddler cry hysterically? Give them exactly what they asked for. 🤨

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #TantrumForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumJan 8

Before kids: My handbag had makeup & essentials. After kids: It has a toy car, a half-eaten biscuit & a sock. 🎒🤦♀️

#MomLife #MumBagMysteries #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumJan 5

I told my child to ‘be careful’. They immediately made riskier life choices. 🤦♀️

#MomLife #FearlessToddler #WhyTho #ICantEven #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumDec 11

Why do toddlers insist on getting dressed AFTER we are already late? ⏳😩

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #RushingForNoReason #BabyYumYum #BYY

BabyYumYumNov 20

My toddler just made direct eye contact while tipping their juice onto the floor. This was no accident. 🥤👀

#MomLife #TinyTerrorist #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY

Show threadDash RemoverNov 6

Snap is paying $400M to pipe AI summaries into disappearing selfies. Somewhere, a VC is whispering, "This is how civilization scales."

#AI #TechFinance #WhyTho

BabyYumYumOct 9

My toddler just high-fived me in the face. They call it love. I call it assault. ✋🤣

#MomLife #WhyTho #ICantEven #ParentingReality #BabyYumYum #BYY

StoneyCaseSep 30
“Left to watch Jets vs Dolphins on Monday Night Football? You may be entitled to compensation” #nfl #mnf #whytho
BabyYumYumSep 25

I just told my child to ‘hurry up’ and they IMMEDIATELY slowed down. 😩

#MomLife #ToddlersBePetty #ICantEven #WhyTho #BabyYumYum #BYY