A Chilly SquidBoing Boing: Speculation Trump’s “mystery cuts” are syphilis (video)
This line of speculation doesn’t answer any questions — it just raises thousands more! Like “huh?” and “wha?” and “guh?” Or, more seriously: where would he have gotten it. Why wouldn’t he get that shit taken care of? Has James Carville’s folksy analogies finally eaten the reasoning center of his brain?
This theory seems unlikely is what I’m saying.
If by some miracle this wild fantasy turns out to be true, then well done to whomever it was that managed to infect the old orange bastard; and I’m sorry about the super herpes you no doubt contracted in the process.
But no; the smart money says that is that this is errant nonsense at best. And frankly, I wouldn’t wish a case of syphilis on Mr. Trump. After all — it’s hardly ever lethal these days.
