Unlikely Mastodon ads -

Great toots in your area ready for you to read them.

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Unlikely Mastodon instances:

@gimpsuit.social (A place for gimp suit enthusiasts to socialize and connect).

@koalachlamydia.social (For people who’ve held koalas and been infected)

#gimp #gimpsuit #unlikelyads #mastodon #satire

Unlikely movies -

- The reeducation of Elon Musk
(Elon Musk crash lands in Myanmar and held in a reeducation camp)

- The careless race
(Jeff Bezos ships himself in an Amazon box to a research station in Antarctica)
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#unlikelyads #satire #jeffbezos #elonmusk

Unlikely Mastodon messages:

- Meet hot new Mastodonners in your area.

- Mastodonner saved for a house with this little trick.

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