The #DailyTelegraph is off its meds again. 🙄

"Socialist speed bumps" turns out to means legally compliant #speedbumps which cannot be navigated by #cars with absurdly low suspension. Note that posh #twazzocks who drive SUVs or ordinary cars can pass over the bumps just fine.

https://archive.is/6UhBV / https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/01/10/labour-council-installs-socialist-speed-bumps/