Losing Fat: Turning Back Time and Kicking Out Immune Party Crashers

#FatCells #ScienceLaughs #AgingBackwards #StudySatire #ThinTheHerd By: TheJestPress.com **BREAKING: Science Finds That Losing Weight Turns Back Time On Your Fat Cells, Still No Word On Regrowing Lost Hair** In a shocking revelation guaranteed to upend the global diet soda market (and possibly the space-time continuum), scientists have announced that shedding a few pounds doesn't just trim your…

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Losing Fat: Turning Back Time and Kicking Out Immune Party Crashers

#FatCells #ScienceLaughs #AgingBackwards #StudySatire #ThinTheHerd By: TheJestPress.com **BREAKING: Science Finds That Losing Weight Turns Back Time On Your Fat Cells, Still No Word On Regrowing Lo…

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Sometimes we think the powerElite do not want us to live in equilibrium, specifically so they can turn up their noses at us and #virtueSignal about how they built the perfect #vaccuumSealed #ecoMansion with a #grassRoof and 10 acres of #sunCapturing #land.

Also then they can feel okay about bombing us and treating us like their cattle.

After they #thinTheHerd they can return to #growthMantras etc and they can continue the cycle.

#theJeffreyEpsteinClass #cantillonEffect #cantillionaire