Ah yes, because nothing screams "financial foresight" like a 2025 investment strategy buried under an avalanche of recycled buzzword salad. 🥗✨ Clearly, the road to riches is paved with Android updates and a #Chrome tab you forgot to close in 2017. 📉🚀
https://blog.google/inside-google/company-announcements/investing-in-america-2025/ #financialforesight #investmentstrategy #buzzwordsalad #Androidupdates #tab2023 #HackerNews #ngated