Those Sea Yattles winned all the footballs.
You have only four more minutes to fart all the New England fans out of the bar!!!
NBC shows a bunch of venues around the world showing people watching the Super Bowel so they can claim it's "the world's game."
My ass. They showed a lot of white expatriate bros.
The world is not all white American bros, Tirico. Come back if they actually have a World Cup later this year, and marvel at the lack of white American bros compared to The Actual World As It Exists.
The Sea Yattles are ahead of the Land Yattles so far in the Super Bowel.
The #olympics has so far been Tirico-free, but only because that pedantic poop is 6000 miles away at the Super Bowel in California. After NBC wastes part of the afternoon interviewing an orange assfuck for some reason, then he calls what is a remarkably unheralded game not that many people seem to give much of a shit about, they of course will rush him to Milan so he can blabber about every sport he knows nothing about.
#tiricostfu
#tiricogohome
#collinsworthstfu
#superbowel
#nbcolympicssucks
One thing interesting about large sports events with fam and friends is the production of the superbowel movement.
It's SUPER BOWEL SUNDAY, everybody!!!