I would also like to celebrate the #SuperBowel. They often don't get a good press, which I feel is unfair, considering all the crap they are constantly having to deal with.

Those Sea Yattles winned all the footballs.

#superbowel

You have only four more minutes to fart all the New England fans out of the bar!!!

#superbowel

NBC shows a bunch of venues around the world showing people watching the Super Bowel so they can claim it's "the world's game."

My ass. They showed a lot of white expatriate bros.

The world is not all white American bros, Tirico. Come back if they actually have a World Cup later this year, and marvel at the lack of white American bros compared to The Actual World As It Exists.

#superbowel

The Sea Yattles are ahead of the Land Yattles so far in the Super Bowel.

#superbowel
#tiricostfu
#collinsworthstfu

THE SUPER BOWEL IS UNDERWAY!

Please fart on your sports-betting app.

#superbowel

I just went to the can. #SuperBowel

The #olympics has so far been Tirico-free, but only because that pedantic poop is 6000 miles away at the Super Bowel in California. After NBC wastes part of the afternoon interviewing an orange assfuck for some reason, then he calls what is a remarkably unheralded game not that many people seem to give much of a shit about, they of course will rush him to Milan so he can blabber about every sport he knows nothing about.

#tiricostfu
#tiricogohome
#collinsworthstfu
#superbowel
#nbcolympicssucks

One thing interesting about large sports events with fam and friends is the production of the superbowel movement.

#SuperbOwl #superbowel

It's SUPER BOWEL SUNDAY, everybody!!!

#superbowel