"You're not a dragon. You're a crow."
"No, baaaaap, WRONG," the creature cawed. "I'm a dragon. Come see my treasure #stashes." I scrambled up to its nest of metal coat hangers.
"Here's my stash of round pebbles, marbles, & dried peas," it said proudly. "Ever see a better collection of round things? I thought not. And here's my stash of small sparkly squares of cardboard that humans leave in the gutters. Beautiful, right? And here--"
Truly, they were excellent stashes.